From: Andrew Johnson
Date: 2007-02-27 10:11:13
The pastor and the donkeyThe pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastorwas so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again the next week, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONTThe Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that heordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASSThis was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor toget rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in anearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted thefollowing headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWNThe bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have toget rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buyback the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREEThe bishop was buried the next day.The moral of the story is….being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery…and even shorten your life.So be yourself and enjoy life… Stop worrying about someone else’s Ass and you’ll be a lot happier and live longer!