I just received this message from the author, and thought I’d “pass it on!”:
Hi Andrew,
I am not sure if it is the type of thing you would want to promote via your mailing list emails, but my new book of poetry written under my pen-name of Alan Kilvington entitled"Carbon Dating My Carbon Footprint" is now available.
It is a collection of fun poems and I make fun of climate change believers, Aspartame, the Moon landings, Fluoride and other things that annoy me in everyday life.
Here is a few from the book:
Carbon Dating My Carbon Footprint
An email at work asks me to consider the environment
As I’m about print out an invite to a colleague’s retirement
But I still go ahead and print it out without having any fears
Knowing the stationery cupboard has enough paper to last 100 years
My hobbies include making ozone layer cake which tastes fantastic
Collecting 100 watt light bulbs, cotton buds and straws made from plastic
Scientists made up climate change on a day when things were slow
Yet they pretend it’s real despite us still getting so much snow
They say keeping a carbon footprint is a good thing for us
I want to carbon date mine back to the days of stegosaurus
Lord Anthony
Fluoride in our tap water that tastes of bleach and stinks
Poisonous aspartame in nearly all of our soft drinks
Fast food chains selling artificial meat
You are safer drinking Dettol, neat
It is available on Amazon for £3.99: www.amazon.co.uk/Car…
All the best
Alan Kilvington
